Trinity Broadcasting Network

This entry was posted on 2/14/2007 12:26 AM and is filed under Gripes.

Has anyone checked out the good ol' religion channel lately? I only get a few channels, and it seems like TBN comes in the best for some reason. From time to time they show a flick that isn't complete trash. They are probably comparable to co-mingled recyclables. With few options, I end up watching some of them. Anyway, I digress. Have you seen Jan Crouch, that lady with the enormous pink hair???

   

That's her on the right, next to her husband. They are the founders of TBN.
On any given day, you can see this lady wearing the most gaudy jewelry and caked on makeup. She loves to go on and on about the poor, starving, penniless children in Bulungi or somewhere. Does anyone else see the irony here? After all, a nation of poor, starving, penniless children could probably live in that hair; not to mention her
house.

 

Yes, people of Television Worship Land, this is where your money for starving Bulungians really goes. It pays for big hair, jewelry, a big fat televangelist salary, a 5 million dollar mansion, a private jet, and poodles galore to sit on Jan's lap while she talks to you sad saps about how life is precious and God and the Bible.

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• 4/6/2008 5:53 PM James Lord wrote:
  Maybe I missed something but in the Bible Jesus who as well as being our Savior also was a preacher had no $5 million dollar mansion and no one he hung with had $1000 pink hair. Where is the humility in all that money? Why didnt it go to those hungry kids?
  Two Questions for them:
  What would Jesus Do?
  What would Jesus say?
  Its easy to lament about the world's troubles when you are sitting on Gold lame chairs and eating cavier!
  Id much rather give a homeless man money than fill their pockets with more money! They say you got to give to get, well they need to give God more and buy less! They make my stomach sick with their greed while they are asking people with little to give all their money to them. So they can buy more pink wigs, and BMWs and buy pencils for the children of Africa.
  All I can say "God is watching you, and while you have got your rewards alway, I and others like me will wait for our in heaven, Because Heavenly rewards are eternal and the earthly rewards they are reaping will rust and decay!
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